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111. Okay, I’m the Pig, Too

May 12, 2026

Zach ate too much fried food too fast and who even cares. Victor and Olivia are preparing themselves for potty training (their daughter. They’re both already potty trained). Olivia has a dream about a pet store, a chimp, and candy floss that the Dream Team pins down pretty dang quick. Zach bought a plane ticket […]

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110. Small Gremlin, Tall Gremlin

April 28, 2026

The Dream Team dives straight from t-shirts to serial killers. You never know what’s gonna happen when you press record. Zach has a follow-up dream from the previous ‘sode about a stalker who may or may not be good for him. How can you even tell the difference? Olivia dreams of a mocking raven, artificial […]

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109. Like Pissing Dillweed

April 14, 2026

Zach can’t take Victor’s compliment. The Dream Team discusses sex advice from Cosmo and Men’s Health, some more injurious than others. Zach has a dream about Boston and/or Seattle, McMansion bathrooms, and a mass grave of footwear.   0:30 Compliments and Facial Hair 7:21 Magazine Sex Tips 18:52 Zach Dreams of Sandbox Toilets 28:56 Sad […]

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108. The Real Thing is Not This

March 31, 2026

Zach has a chaotic date with his former type. Victor has adorable and nightmarish news about the secret life of AI bots. Olivia gives birth to an eight-pound, six-ounce dream of pipe cleaner snakes and walnut shells. The Dream Team gets zen about the concept of death before ending the episode on the worst note […]

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107. A Very Difficult G

March 17, 2026

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! The Dream Team doesn’t talk about it at all. Instead, they’re off to an absolutely brutal start with current events. Does the vibe recover? You be the judge! Victor goes cross-country skiing and likes it. Olivia has a pretty literal dream about cross-country skiing and an Eastern European gatekeeper who won’t […]

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106. Golden Girls

March 3, 2026

The Dream Team hasn’t caught up in a while. Victor tells us a fun, light-hearted, and not at all harrowing Christmas story. Zach is struggling with his New Year’s resolution. More holiday, life, and food pyramid updates ensue. Listener Rose writes in to relate to Olivia’s dreams of the authentic self, and Olivia gives her […]

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